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Fan illustration of Uzi Jesus, a barefoot haloed totem fighter in a white robe holding a submachine gun
Mob · First seen in book 6, floor 8

Uzi Jesus in Dungeon Crawler Carl

A unique totem card in the eighth floor card game: an undead, gun-toting version of Jesus who heals, swears, and only sometimes obeys. Book 6

First named
Book 6, ch. 22
The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
Times named, books 1-8
57
in 17 chapters across 3 books
Biggest book
Book 6
The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
Status
Gone end of book 6
Transformed end of book 8

How much Uzi is in each book

Times the text names Uzi Jesus (or Heyzoos, HeyZoos), counted by us in each book. Bars for books past your shield setting are blurred.

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B1
–
B2
–
B3
–
B4
–
B5
40
B6
9
B7
8
B8

Uzi at a glance

CardT'Ghee Card, Unique, Totem: HeyZoos, Uzi JesusBook 6
Level140Book 6
OriginEcuadorBook 6
TypeUndead, ranged, healer mobBook 6

Uzi's story, book by book

  1. Book 6 The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

    Joins Carl and Donut's deck as one of 6 totems; he agrees to orders but follows them only about half the time. Donut combines him with Asojano into the totem Lazarus, and a golden version of both helps kill Quan. Lazarus is later pulled into hell and eliminated.

    Source: Book 6, ch. 22, ch. 28, ch. 29, ch. 39, ch. 58, ch. 70
  2. Book 7 This Inevitable Ruin

    In the epilogue, talking Uzi Jesus robot toys are sold as merchandise.

    Source: Book 7, Epilogue
  3. Book 8 A Parade of Horribles

    The goddess Eris carries a tiny robot Uzi Jesus toy as her pet; it complains that Florin gave him up.

    Source: Book 8, ch. 35, ch. 97

Is Uzi alive? Status at the end of each book

End of book 6gone · Fused into Lazarus, whose totem was eliminated
End of book 8transformed · A robot toy version is Eris's pet
“I am the way, motherfucker.”
Uzi Jesus, book 6 (Ch22)

Who Uzi shares the most scenes with

Chapters in which both names appear, books 1-8. Counted from the text.

Princess Donut
17 shared chaptersCarl
15 shared chaptersSamantha
12 shared chaptersImani C
11 shared chaptersMongo
10 shared chaptersKatia Grim
9 shared chaptersMordecai
9 shared chaptersLouis Santiago
8 shared chapters

Uzi Jesus: questions readers ask

Who is Uzi Jesus in Dungeon Crawler Carl?

A level 140 unique totem card from the eighth floor card game, given to Carl by Florin. He is an undead healer with an uzi who often ignores Donut's orders. Book 6 spoiler level

What happens to Uzi Jesus?

Donut combines him with Asojano to make the totem Lazarus, which is later eliminated when it is pulled into hell. Book 6 spoiler level

Why does Eris have Uzi Jesus?

In book 8 Eris carries a small robot Uzi Jesus toy and calls it her pet. The text does not explain how she got it. Book 8 spoiler level

Also connected

FlorinEris

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Facts come from our reading of Matt Dinniman's books 1 to 8 (Dungeon Crawler Carl, Carl's Doomsday Scenario, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook, The Gate of the Feral Gods, The Butcher's Masquerade, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride, This Inevitable Ruin, A Parade of Horribles). Each one is tagged with the book that reveals it. Counts and shared chapters are computed from the text. Not affiliated with the author, the publisher or the Peacock show. Portraits are our own fan art, made with AI image tools from the books' descriptions; they are not official art.

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